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Friday, June 23, 2006
2:36 AM
Hugged by Pang!!
hey. ive decided to start blogging again. :) yupp, because blogging is also a form of writing and writing a blog is better than not writing at all.ok. saying tt i didnt write at all this holi is a very unfair statement because i did write several drafts of arguementative descriptive and exploitory(?). yes, drafts after drafts on the same old topics. it was tt boring. however, seeing myself improving piece after piece was quite encouraging. :) what exactly caused me to blow away thick layers of dust on my blog was actually the wedding buffet i saw downstairs from my house. you see, i was sitting on my window ledge[i'm not sure if u call that a ledge, i mean, its quite thick u know as in breath wise.the width is around the length of my 2 palms. not those metal window things u hang your clothes from]yes, u get the picture. if u dont, just keep in mind that ape and kb actually played poker cards there complaining tt it was very squeezy when the spongey sofa is not occupied by any visible souls. opps. i sidetracked.hahhah. i cant help it. my sister said:" i dont know if it is because u are still young. but u are very unfocused.." awwww.... how hurting. but zhong yan ni er, i shall accept tt. yes yes, abt the wedding. I WANNA HOLD MINE THERE! :D by the poolside. there is a little stage made of deep brown wood and a little shelter made out of slanted metal with morning glories in their full bloom. HAHAHAHA. yeah right. anyway, it looks like where ye tian yu got married in prince turn frog. a very small but cozy wedding... and the best part is tt i dont need to book a hotel room, i can just go home and change or rest. heh heh. smart eh? eh! or does the room come in the package? haiya. whatever. and then i can get saboed by some idiot and get pushed into the pool. then i will pretend to be angry when actually i have always wanted to go into the pool since i was 16. HAHAHAH. oh, i can pretend that i cannot swim which is ridiculous. i mean the "pretend" part. because i dont need to pretend(hey! i know how to swim alright>) because how can anyone swim in that pom pom gown? i will look like i was supposed to be part of national day parade but accidentally landed in the pool with my parachute. hahahaha. but i will still be happy because that was what i had wished for since i was 16. the people preparing the tables beside the pool seem to be quite a perfectionist. i have been observing since 430 and it is 6 now, that they have been shuffling the cutlery, trying to neaten the redundant cloth on the seats and relighting all the candles tt have extinguished(?). so i guess they must be very passionate abt their jobs. ======================================================= holidays are ending and i have just started to work hard this week because ape say must be a good girl and that we are running out of time. yes i agree. i think i have finished all my hmk. but whenever i think of this sentence more hmk pop into my mind. like now, i suddenly rmb the lit hmk huei minn mentioned. great.... this holiday is like a march holiday X2. first 2 weeks i have been spending the way most ppl did so no point complaining. but there were dashes of excitement here and there during the last 2 boring weeks. like coussie outing. we went bowling at plaza bowl. wa lao eh! i sucked at the first game la. even watermelon(my beloved bowling ball that looks like a si gua when rolling. DUH!) couldnt save me from scoring only 28 pt!!!! yes! 10 games 28pts. that will be 2.8 pins per game. wa kao. heng the second game i "rise eyebrows and exhale"(yang mei tu qi). hahahahha. me and xiao cai were gossiping abt the kaobei couple playing beside us. aiyo, all their balls are bubblegum pink la. so affect the mood can? and the woman always looks like she is gg to roll along with the bowling ball every time she throw. bitchy i know. but somehow she always manages to get a strike. whatever man! sour grapes. then the guy will roar/shout and clap like it was because of him tt she scored. sigh. the next day we went cycling. i raced with ah qing and won her twice. yes. i must write this down. it is once in a purple moon that i can actually do something better than her. hahahahahahahah. eh1 dont get the wrong idea. i am not jealous her. just stating the facts and how life is unfair. sob sob. [er hu playing in the background] ;) ah li was cycling with xiao cai on the doubles bicycle. u know the embarrassing ones? hahaah. i decided to try riding those again since the time i have given up and resigning to fate that evey time i ride tt, something BAD bound to happen. i.e i knocked lorena down her bike leaving 2 hideous scars on her knees and i nearly gave ah qing a heart attack when i rde with her because i got human phobia. is there a name for tt? homophobia? yeah. but nonetheless, i still tried. hey! i was better at it than ah li lo. xiao cai can cycle leg in leg with me and we were having a smooth ride. until at a zebra crossing.... i knocked into an ah beh. i could still hear ah li shrieking, xiao cai alerting me and the best part. i had yan shen jiao liu with the ah beh. his eyes were saying:dont knock into me! i still have to send a lot of goods. and despite me trying in vain to press the 2 brakes at the same time, the bike did not stop. heng he never fall down. he used his hand to dang and i quickly get down shouting "ah beh!ah beh!" wa! so scary.... but my past didnt flash thru my mind leh... hahaha. i think i am jinxed. anyone wants a ride? 6_6
Friday, December 30, 2005
6:12 AM
Hugged by Pang!!
went to school today. the class was so clean so no need to dirty my rag. hahahaah. chan was so fierce. dunno watsup with her. if she wanted to be fierce, she should have done it LONG LONG time ago and not let ppl be disrespectful to her then come and kaobei! ok fine. prize presentation was so boring. i was more interested in looking at ape's goodies and mah's mysterious blood stains. oh ya. i didnt know got one gym girl tt represented spore was from our school. cooll... she even has a fan club. welldone! hahhahah.so li hai!
oh my god! thai express is so delicious... especially so since me and ape waited patiently outside for the bloody shop to open. ape suggested we walk away and come back so not so obvious. HAHAHAHA! we actually tot it was foolproof but the person found out anyway. we ate like pat thai and pineapple rice AND tomyum seafood glass noodles. it was like so funny? we were the first customers and got ppl aft us leave le we still sit there and eat the FREAKING hot glass noodles=>dan would agree! :) oh yes... not forgeting the disgusting cup of tap water. i rmb telling the person i wanted ice water. NOT tap water with cup tt taste+smell like a person's hand. when i say hand, i do not mean like lorraine's must wash aft touching every foreign things hand, but hand tt touch here touch there touch everywhere hands. GROSSS!!!!hhahahah. v bitchy leh. i only drank abit cos the tomyum was killing my tastebuds.
we went melissa's house aft tt. took LRT! FUN FUN FUN!!! i didnt rmb it to be so fun. must be because i sat on the embarrassing place. really like roller coaster ride. just a hotter and slower version. :) played pool! yes! i win lorraine. -smirks- hahaahhahaha... its so fun la. must psycho mama into buying a mahjong table/billiard table. YES! and tt dog. tt GIANT! zhen shi de! v pan ni leh! i say dont want to play le still go sai tt salivary pillow at me. make me wash my hands dunno how many times. to think i talked to it nicely and didnt mind his MINDLESS whacking of tail at me. but still, i like dogs. esp ZINC. haiiii...-shen2 you2 tai4 kong1- took LRT home agn. :D sat at the same place and watch ourselves go up and down the track. i was thinking tt if the train suddenly stop, we would fly out of the LRT. but ape say we would most likely smash our head against the glass. so errrr xin. as we were happily acting like fools, got one indian boy come join in the fun. hahahaha. he was ermm... cute la. he made a weird sign at me when we are alighting. picture: stick the 4th fingernail into the middle finger tip to form a loop. extra fingers spread out. haahah. errms. weird.
yupp. jokes time! these are from the sweet wrapper ape gave me. 1) why did Jane apply lipstick on her head?
ans: because she wants to make up her mind.
2) a cowboy rode into town on wednesday and 9 days later he left on wednesday. HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?
ans: the horse's name is wednesday.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHHAAHH! oh my god. it is so ridiculously FUNNY! funny right? i mean, funny in a bo liao manner. america so fun one... got this type of sweets. if i go there, i might as well stand in the sweet shop the whole day to read alll the jokes and write a book out of it. i am sure will sell even better than dior's. HOHOHO! :)
Tuesday, December 20, 2005
6:11 AM
Hugged by Pang!!
KONG IS KING!!!! hahhahahahah. dont roll eyes! it really is ok? its sooooooooooooooooooooooooo nice.... me and my sister cried and cried and cried in the cinema luckily i had tissue i even had to give her one. oh yes.... Adrien Brody is SO CHARMING! -smiles and smiles-
man. i miss ape. i got so many things i wanna tell her. later she come back i forgot le how? haiiii...
Saturday, December 17, 2005
6:21 AM
Hugged by Pang!!
FINALLY! i finally finished writing all my xmas cards! :) now everyone can wait happily and patiently for its arrival. man... i haven receive kb's xmas card. must be she sent it aft 5pm. the postman v lazy and old one lo. hahahahh got a few is i write their name and pasted the stamp le. but suddenly cant think of wad to say and felt there wasnt a need to say anything at all during the time of christmas so.... i threw them away. HAHAHAHAHH! i swear i wont send small xmas cards next time. last year also like tt. haii. squeeze until mad arh.
yeah!!! ahli come back from jb le! she bought me a shirt!!! :))) its paul frank =>julius with braces and its GREEN! ALL I L O V E! my sister knows me so well!:D so happy now. oh ya. dajie coming back at night tomm. :)
oh my god! what is it with old people?! actually not old people. is OLD ACTORS AND ACTRESSES! like the rainbow connection the michelle and david thing mich: have u tried coffee with snowflakes? [me:eeeeek! i wouldnt wanna try] david:nope, how abt we try it when we get back at my home or yours? ok everyone! brace yourselves! mich: how abt OURS? [me:ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! nonononononono! -grabs head and scream and cringe- i would rather drink tt cup of snowflake coffee!] so eerrrrrrr xin can? yucks. even the waitress in the background was staring unbelievably at the pair. this show is always doing this. like there was once those lao ren keep recounting abt the past when those 2 sisters were SUPPOSED to be young and pretty. but wad we saw was just 2 old lady trying to act young and pretty. it was so painful to watch and it lasted for like 3 days?! qing ba lao ren dai zhou! they should all retire and with a glass of wine in hand:ahhh...those good old days... then we will be left with inexperienced actors e.g. julian hee. hahahahahaha. even his good looks cant redeem himself. and now got one korean drama: the romantic president. AHHHHHHHHHH!
okok. let me share something with all of you. i bought an aquafresh toothbrush. the one with orange tongue cleaner attached at the back. it bristles were very soft and nice. so i happily brushed my teeth and come to the most exciting part.CLEANING TONGUE! it claims tt it cleans 5X more bacteria than any other toothbrush. i believe! u know why? WARNING! THE CONTENT BELOW IS V DISTRUBING i stick the toothbrush on to the back of my tongue and pull it out like what it is stated on the packaging i sticked it a little too deep and.......
i vomited a mouthful of chin chow i had for dessert at night. eeeeeeeeewwwww! yupp! tt's the right reaction. so gross la. i knew i had the potential to be a bulimic! :) now u know why it says 5X more bacteria. it removes the bacteria not in my mouth but MY STOMACH!
Friday, December 16, 2005
6:12 AM
Hugged by Pang!!
hahahahh...so funny. ive decided to go on YET ANOTHER diet. so i ate a DONUT for dinner. :)
went for study session with kb and lorraine. wah! communication thru phone can really puke blood arh. ok, lorraine called:i reach le. me:REACH LE? then dunno heard what jurong east/marina bay thing [kb just msg me to say they will reach at 5pm] so i forsake my beehoonmee and rush home to take my stuff[beside only la] and went INTO lavender mrt station. blahblahblah make them walk v long to the bus stop under the hot sun hahahahahh. so pai seh. i didnt know from city hall faster. i v bad with maps one mah... i dun even know can go by the seiyu way to kino... heh heh oh my god. the highlight of the whole trip is when lorraine sell her books. hahhahahahahhahahah. i feel so bad la,really! believe me. I AM SO SORRY. i didnt expect the indian man to "only one book?!!!!??" -stares- "ok....i give u one dollar!" HAHAHAHAHAHAH! A DOLLAR FOR 3 BOOKS! what a deal....
did a few hmk at macs with many distracting ppl sitting at the table beside us. why?! because COUGHsCOUGHs likes to sit right in the middle of the resturant. they all love staring at us like we are statues doing hmk and we cannot feel the stares at our necks/. so irritating. kb is such a kind soul who helped me finish my eng letter writing which i was v determined not to do.hhahahh. i prefer kb when she is NOT in one of her errrmm... "jimmy?" mode. she starts acting strangely and laugh and cough into my hair....hahhahah.
oh yes... abt track 11 of nov chopin, i went home and listen. and heard those HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAh...[pirate laughters] AE86 arh, zeng yang? SO FUNNY! i never notice got this part before la... because i always on when i am online. so i never really pay attention to it. and its called PIAO YI BTW..... hahahhaha. bitch.[i meant me] and i prefer the v hei she hui part: derrr piao derr piao derr yi de piao! and those few random "jaychou jaychou" v gangster la. i can so imagine alot of xiao hun hun running out and they fall into bollywood formation and start singing this song to intimidate others. i mean... it would work lo. hahaaha. :)
Wednesday, December 14, 2005
5:46 PM
Hugged by Pang!!
yesterday night near midnight as i was reading e gigantic 8days my handphone rang -come in little mermaid ringtone- papa and mama shot a look at it because.... firstly: no one ever called me at night esp when it is so late. LATE! i am so well known for sleeping at 9/10pm!!! secondly:my hp rang! miracle. it seldom rings. and ppl will just start talking to it like idiots thinking i am playing a trick on them. :) oh! i shall call it miracle hp. errrs ok fine. IT WAS DIOR! hahhahahahahahh. so hilarious la. i was like erm, hello? dior: peishan! do u know who i am? errrmm... of course la! such gentle and clear voice surely is my beloved AKI. :) ya..... she wanted pearlyn's no. hhahahhaha. i not v shou with her u know? oh in the end dior said she called me becos she was DESPERATE! wad a nice thing to say... humph. she say i look like someone who would keep sec one phonelist. hmmm... i dun even have my sec3 one to be honest./ so i suggested e best candidate: LORRAINE! very weak dior doesnt dare to call becos....well...to put it in a nice way; no normal person would ask e taxi driver to go forward. BAHAHHAHAHAH! and with her hello?-i-hope-you-are-not-from-the-insurance-company tone,no wonder dior wouldnt want to call even when desperate. oooo... BITCHY. hhaaha. joking la. she even wanted to call k**** instead, which is like a BIG NO-NO![not the taiwanese host] i hope in the end she did get her no. and not asked to go and die. hey dior! since u say i v long never blog le, so i blogged abt u! :D
i am so depressed becos ape is gone. she said at night one wad. bluff me......... waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! i happily woke up at 11+++ and wanted to msg yi lu shun feng ban lu shi zhong diao jing he li bian cheng sotong! to her. but instead i received hers at 5+++AM! sobsobsobsobsob ya. so pek chek arh...
i have a certain liking for weird shows. e.g. LAST CHRISTMAS showing on channel u and KING KONG. right. go ahead and laugh your heads off. ok wait. i bet no one knows wad is the last christmas show. u know.... the jap show with 2 v bao qian looking leading actor and actress??? e guy looks like a frog while e gal looks just weird. but aft u watch e show, u will begin to find them quite ok! really! the show is so funny one la. as funny as prince turn frog. :) yupp. now to king kong. i never like it SO much tt i start to write KONG IS KING every now and then. i just tot it would be a nice film becos of e trailer. u know the one, when the woman screamed at e opening of a cave, got some v ai yan king kong growl back? yupp. i didnt even know i was watching king kong la. i tot some LOST WORLD movie coming up. until i saw the APE with heart-shaped nostrils walking out cracking his knuckles on e floor thinking tt no one would notice.
hahhahahah. crap. ok,this is it. thankyou and goodbye.
Wednesday, December 07, 2005
6:32 AM
Hugged by Pang!!
oh...sho sad. dajie has been away for 2 days alr. sometimes i will be in the living room feeling her presense in her own room. hahahha.funny i know. and sometimes i will look at e clock and think to myself tt i must hurry use e com or she will kaobei and snatch e com away. HHAHAAH she went Ache,indonesia to do volunteery work. WOAH! i cant even picture myself leaving my home sweet home to help others find a place where they can call Home.ERRRRS! sho cheesy! -bites off the top of my cheese hotdog bun from mache- ========================================================= went out on tues with bingxin,dan,xinlin,samlim. stupid janice! why never go?! ok fine... ate sakae until i want to die on spot and not eat it agn for the rest of my life. hahahha. jj! BTW,bingxin claims tt she is 175cm. i personally feel tt is e measuring tape spoil le! humph! NO WAY LO. my shoulder higher than her leh! unless her face is like >5cm longer! hahhahhah. ya. this bitchy gal....i ask her see my gorgeous green hairband she go and notice tt i am balding. wad e @#$%^!!!
THANX DAN FOR YOUR FUNNY FUNNY GIFT! :)
took neos. but e first tym sux due to many factors: 1) there were no sofa 2)we were too busy hiding behind those redundant curtains 3) samlim couldnt get into one of e picture 4)we wasted too much time and only could take 4 takes! ERRS!!!! ok. this part is funny 5) xinlin crossed out 3 of e neoprints saying:"only can choose 3.." samlim says:"i dun want tt one, dun have me inside." ok. so tt was e ONLY neo left uncrossed and THAT was THE NEOPRINT TT CAME OUT! do u get it? we spent $2 each just to get one neoprint. errrrrs... [p.s. u put a X on e neoprint when u dun want tt] BAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH ======================================== yeah! went iceskating with ape and yingying today! hohohohohooh! i can only say one thing: WOAH! tamade pain arh! all i want for christmas are 2 NEW kneecaps. today was much much much slippery than tt tym i went with cousins. sho wet until it doesnt take much effort to skate and to fall. :'( there was this v funny guy who seems like he enjoys falling. maybe he enjoys e kuai gan of nearly hurting his spine and unable to walk agn. hahhah. i want to call police. a lot of ppl xi xiong u know! one of them is a boy. COUGHSCOUGHS he was happily and hou ji-ly dashing ard holding the metal thing you know? the handle thing. then i was like:"wuuuuOOOO!" and stopped to let him pass. but no. he was too engrossed in looking at e ice[maybe hoping to see bing zhi nu shen] to see a pretty gal[ME!] standing in front of him. so he just dash into my "awaiting breasts"! wa lao! luckily he is young arh, or i would have stabbed him with my skates while shouting:"tamade! zhao si arh!" he just keeps burying his head in my breasts as if tt will make me disappear so tt he can skate ard agn. so i decided to grab his head and slowly move him to my side and continue to skate. argh!
hahhahah. oh ya! saw beatrice too! :) i knew it. it was too crowded to not meet anyone u know. and e worst thing is tt she saw us loitering outside for v long alr la. because..... our dearest yingying wanted to back out. hahahhah. funny. oh ya. so pai seh, i made her fell so many tyms with me. i can never skate while holding hands one lo. but i must say i improved. hahhahaha. ya.... in e sense tt i skate at e inner part of the ring NOT tt i can do a figure 8/skate backwards. hahahahha.